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deguspice ([personal profile] deguspice) wrote2013-03-05 04:17 pm
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An ode to pizza

Is this a pizza I see before me,
The crust towards my hand? Come, let me eat thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, tasty vision, sensible
To tasting as to sight? or art thou but
A pizza of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed oven?
I see thee yet, in form as palpable
As this which I now slice.
Thou marshall'st me the way I was going;
And such a pizza wheel I was to use.
Mine stomach is made the fools o' the other senses.
Or else worth all the rest; I taste thee still,
And on thy blade and dudgeon gouts of cheese,
Which was not so before. There's no such thing:
It is the cheesy business which informs
Thus to mine tongue. Now o'er this one half-pizza
Nature seems dead, and wicked pizzas abuse
The curtain'd table;



My sincere apologies to William Shakespeare

http://www.shakespeare-navigators.com/macbeth/T21.html
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[personal profile] gale_storm 2013-03-07 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
*laugh* Oh, that is magnificent!!!

[identity profile] bikergeek.livejournal.com 2013-03-05 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
*applauds*

[identity profile] 42itous.livejournal.com 2013-03-06 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
Cheesy business indeed.

Now I'm hungry.

[identity profile] deguspice.livejournal.com 2013-03-06 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I persuaded Ann that we should go for pizza for dinner last night. So now I'll have left over pizza for lunch.

[identity profile] weegoddess.livejournal.com 2013-03-06 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmph.

I heart you.

[identity profile] galestorm.livejournal.com 2013-03-07 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
What an absolutely wonderful ode to the pizzaness of pizza!

Gosh, now I'm hungry... :-S